Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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