yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I believe in your delicious
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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