One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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