I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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