idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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