dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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