For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I did not marry a roomba.
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