with your own penis?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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