Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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