she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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