Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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