I bet he comes in French.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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