ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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