this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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