I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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