If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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