Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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