yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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