Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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