Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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