GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize
