Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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