so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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