I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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