Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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