The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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