4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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