hell yes lets make some ravioli
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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