North Korea, Best Korea!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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