And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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