i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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