I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
the day after is always just damage control
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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