I think i peed on brittanys purse
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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