Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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