Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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