Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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