I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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