How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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