She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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