wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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