But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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