i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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