So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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