We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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