Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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