I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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