Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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