Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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