Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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