one might say we're banned from that church
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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