You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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