Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
