I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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