Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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