Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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