i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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