he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
where are my eyebrows?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
