the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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